Wipwee is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow eagle.

Wipwee created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Wipwee, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipwee, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wipwee's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wipwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

2. Never jump near seals.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.