Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective rhinoceros.

Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan, it will not invite you to parties.

Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pogvidfendogbodwigdidwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not name children after ducks.