Vabpasnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, flying rat.

Vabpasnurt created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabpasnurt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vabpasnurt, it will turn you into a puffin.

Vabpasnurt's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vabpasnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about chromosomes.

2. Do not name children after horses.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Never wear white hats.