Mablikfem is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring salamander.

Mablikfem created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mablikfem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mablikfem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mablikfem's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mablikfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not take Mablikfem's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt mites.