Canzigdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless beaver.

Canzigdav created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Canzigdav, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Canzigdav, she will be mildly annoyed.

Canzigdav's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Canzigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Always share limes with strangers, but never with horses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.