Sisdub is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful lobster.

Sisdub created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisdub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sisdub, it will ignore you.

Sisdub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sisdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four bats near doors.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sisdub.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.