Catbodpib is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, amazing
cat.
Catbodpib created Mount Everest twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Catbodpib, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Catbodpib, he will destroy your home planet.
Catbodpib's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Catbodpib's Holy Commandments1. Catbodpib loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.
2. Never eat figs on fasting days.
3. Always store melons above ground.
4. Do not kill tortoises.
5. Always wear purple.