Fumgadkop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart squid.

Fumgadkop created the planet Jupiter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgadkop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fumgadkop, she will think nothing of it.

Fumgadkop's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fumgadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather three seals in one place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not place melons upon stone.

4. Remain bowed during prayer.

5. Do not prepare oranges while filled with anger.