Gilnatfid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish snail.

Gilnatfid created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilnatfid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gilnatfid, he will make you grow a tail.

Gilnatfid's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gilnatfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Worship no other gods but Gilnatfid.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.