Wodcebben is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful dryad.

Wodcebben created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodcebben, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodcebben, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodcebben's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wodcebben's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Worship no other gods but Wodcebben.

5. Never mention monkeys.