Sigtarpdutlitlabhab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody guinea pig.

Sigtarpdutlitlabhab created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigtarpdutlitlabhab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sigtarpdutlitlabhab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sigtarpdutlitlabhab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigtarpdutlitlabhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Never eat figs on holy days.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.