Gubjenlin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable wren.

Gubjenlin created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubjenlin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubjenlin, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gubjenlin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gubjenlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gubjenlin.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Pray towards the south.