Japxenkad is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, self-assured
swan.
Japxenkad created an atom five million years ago.
If you believe in
Japxenkad, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Japxenkad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Japxenkad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Japxenkad's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Swans are not to be trusted.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.