Japxenkad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured swan.

Japxenkad created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Japxenkad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Japxenkad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Japxenkad's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Japxenkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.