Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fussy owl.

Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Parkhamranbasttambunsatnig Mutmumcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.