Wegsabjan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured centipede.

Wegsabjan created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Wegsabjan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wegsabjan, he will ignore you.

Wegsabjan's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Wegsabjan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegsabjan.

2. Never gather five frogs near towers.

3. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never feed onions to birds while wearing trousers.