Godnartetti is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, prudent raccoon.

Godnartetti created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godnartetti, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Godnartetti, he will be very sad.

Godnartetti's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Godnartetti's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never wear gray ear rings.