Genbadxucksaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, staggering narwhal.

Genbadxucksaf created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genbadxucksaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Genbadxucksaf, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Genbadxucksaf's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Genbadxucksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Do not take Genbadxucksaf's name in vain.