Spagfadxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody bee.

Spagfadxuck created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Spagfadxuck, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Spagfadxuck, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Spagfadxuck's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Spagfadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill seals.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never proclaim while facing west.