Bunaf is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, weak
wolf.
Bunaf created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bunaf, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Bunaf's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Bunaf's Holy Commandments1. Never fashion tools from stone.
2. Do not name children after turtles.
3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bunaf in the centre of the settlement.
4. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.
5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.