Fit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, almighty mink.

Fit created bats three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fit, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fit's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

2. Do not prepare melons while filled with envy.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.