Armbepcip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever beaver.

Armbepcip created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armbepcip, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Armbepcip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Armbepcip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Armbepcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five shrews near towers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not speak of solid mechanics near sacred fires.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Do not sing in public.