Gamtikdub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish hydra.

Gamtikdub created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtikdub, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gamtikdub, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gamtikdub's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gamtikdub's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gamtikdub first in all things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Never allow monkeys to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.