Madtadquill is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, calm wyvern.

Madtadquill created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madtadquill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madtadquill, he will turn you into a mouse.

Madtadquill's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Madtadquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Madtadquill must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never wear white hats on sacred days.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madtadquill.