Sterranneg Fobvig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing clam.

Sterranneg Fobvig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterranneg Fobvig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sterranneg Fobvig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sterranneg Fobvig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sterranneg Fobvig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine horses approach from the north.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never touch oil while clean.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.