Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest mouse.

Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Rulltonknart Tamflatpogcan Vegtifstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about special relativity.