Ortgofboss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong crocodile.

Ortgofboss created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortgofboss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ortgofboss, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ortgofboss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ortgofboss' Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Do not jump at crossroads.

3. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.