Wotartrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, happy dragonfly.

Wotartrot created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wotartrot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wotartrot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wotartrot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wotartrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at midday.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing mauve rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.