Migbethog is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing sheep.

Migbethog created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Migbethog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Migbethog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Migbethog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Migbethog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never feed melons to badgers while wearing rings.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.