Zogdograt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, competent fish.

Zogdograt created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdograt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogdograt, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Zogdograt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zogdograt's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always look after injured mites.