Zoglidnig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain hyena.

Zoglidnig created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglidnig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zoglidnig, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zoglidnig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zoglidnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Zoglidnig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into blue rooms.