Doddogflamgembonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful mink.

Doddogflamgembonk created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doddogflamgembonk, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Doddogflamgembonk, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Doddogflamgembonk's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Doddogflamgembonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

3. Do not keep eight foxes in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Doddogflamgembonk four times a day.