Jigcenlog is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast dugong.

Jigcenlog created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigcenlog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigcenlog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Jigcenlog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jigcenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never skip in the presence of porpoises.

3. Never wear green boots.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

5. Do not chant in public.