Pigcanflan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty hummingbird.

Pigcanflan created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigcanflan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pigcanflan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pigcanflan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pigcanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never cross forests at dusk.