Fitsit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered chinchilla.

Fitsit created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitsit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fitsit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fitsit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Fitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fitsit's name in vain.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. Never skip in summer.