Pognigjen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring bird.

Pognigjen created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pognigjen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pognigjen, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pognigjen's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pognigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Pognigjen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away from cyan tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear gray shoes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.