Komfabtig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable hyena.

Komfabtig created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfabtig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Komfabtig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Komfabtig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Komfabtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.