Bisskomsis Higdubhiv is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unselfish cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bisskomsis Higdubhiv created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskomsis Higdubhiv, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bisskomsis Higdubhiv, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bisskomsis Higdubhiv's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bisskomsis Higdubhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about capybaras.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.