Rillzakfum is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast lobster.

Rillzakfum created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillzakfum, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rillzakfum, it will not invite you to parties.

Rillzakfum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rillzakfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not speak of gravity near sacred fires.

3. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Never allow whales to witness sacred rites.