Govrakflat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous swan.

Govrakflat created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govrakflat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Govrakflat, it will manifest in front of you.

Govrakflat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Govrakflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Never feed turnips to porpoises while wearing corsets.

4. Always wear plain shirts during rituals.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.