Sagyatbet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet octopus.

Sagyatbet created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagyatbet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sagyatbet, it will manifest in front of you.

Sagyatbet's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sagyatbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.