Xucpodpadgedtigjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever manatee.

Xucpodpadgedtigjarn created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucpodpadgedtigjarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucpodpadgedtigjarn, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xucpodpadgedtigjarn's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Xucpodpadgedtigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not gather at towers at dawn.

5. Never speak at dusk.