Pondandid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident hippopotamus.

Pondandid created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pondandid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pondandid, it will strike you with lightening.

Pondandid's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pondandid's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Pondandid three times a day.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

5. Pray only in darkness.