Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, omniscient wyvern.

Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dimpombed Sogxenkop Fetnellgat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.