Ontyarrow is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, humane ant.

Ontyarrow created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontyarrow, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ontyarrow, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ontyarrow's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ontyarrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Ontyarrow on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Ontyarrow.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Never eat bark.