Zanfatbamwot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful bird.

Zanfatbamwot created Europe five million years ago.

If you believe in Zanfatbamwot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zanfatbamwot, he will think nothing of it.

Zanfatbamwot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zanfatbamwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

2. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

3. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about fluid mechanics.