Yakrull is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish eagle.

Yakrull created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakrull, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yakrull, it will boil you in a big pot.

Yakrull's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Yakrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Erect five copper sculptures of Yakrull on top of important buildings.