Xucweggig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful eagle.

Xucweggig created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucweggig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xucweggig, it will cry a lot.

Xucweggig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Xucweggig's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near ants while wearing cyan dresses and balancing five silver spheres on your back.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Always help sick hamsters.