Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, passionate lizard.

Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shorts on sacred days.

2. Always remove ear rings before touching tin.

3. Sabnathub Pibgonrawtapbatmut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.