Godnillflap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful snake.

Godnillflap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Godnillflap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Godnillflap, he will turn you into a worm.

Godnillflap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Godnillflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Run away from blue moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Never talk about black holes.