Tofhugarmdap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful mongoose.

Tofhugarmdap created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofhugarmdap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tofhugarmdap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tofhugarmdap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tofhugarmdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.